You can merge Harry Potter and SouthPark? NSFK
OK this is just kinda Cool. Think they'll figure out a way to cap that guy and use all of that wasted stuff?.
Glad I wasn't here.
For all of you moms out there.....One of the best Mommy rants ever!
Oh yeah, one more thing...don't try this.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Friday again
Interesting public service announcement. Thanks Peter. I didn't.
Man. Having the crowd really effect the game can be both cool and disturbing.....
Man. Having the crowd really effect the game can be both cool and disturbing.....
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Genius? And by request MANCOLD
Late Addition and Edition:
It's true I have a man-cold.
As my wife and her friend have pointed out.
Ok this guy really didn't think.
Be careful what you ask Grandma......
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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
It's true I have a man-cold.
As my wife and her friend have pointed out.
Ok this guy really didn't think.
Be careful what you ask Grandma......
-----------
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Sarah and Jimmy; Matt and Ben?
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
OK so its been a slow week and I'm back to the BudLight train...
Try this and this longer one. Did I say that out loud?
I mean can't go wrong...
Unless you rent the clown...
Just don't let your dad find out....
OK this is little late but holy cow! This is me and most of my friends..Sorta. Thanks Andy for the heads up.
Thanks to Weird Al for understanding.
Try this and this longer one. Did I say that out loud?
I mean can't go wrong...
Unless you rent the clown...
Just don't let your dad find out....
OK this is little late but holy cow! This is me and most of my friends..Sorta. Thanks Andy for the heads up.
Thanks to Weird Al for understanding.
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